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An old man decided his old wife was getting
hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to
make an appointment to have her hearing
checked.
The Doctor said he could see her in two
weeks, and
meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the
husband
could do to give the doctor some idea of the
dimensions
of the problem.
"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away
from
her, and speak in a normal conversational
tone and
see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then
20 feet,
and so on until you get a response."
So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking
dinner,
and he's in the living room, and he says to
himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see
what happens."
"Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
So he moves to the other end of the room,
about
30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No
response.
So he moves into the dining room, about 20
feet away.
"Honey, what's for supper?" No response.
On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away.
"Honey,
what 's for supper?". No response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey,
what's for
supper? "
"For the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!!!!"
THE END
POST BY: admin
A PASTOR ADDED ME ON FB
A pastor added me on facebook
and I innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his msg came
in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Me: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of
heavenly favour collapse on your
head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of
Blessing strike you and your
family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Me: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying
amen to claim the Blesings.
Me: ok, May over speeding trailer
of blessings jam/crush you and
your family like a moving train,
faster than the speed of light in
Jesus name.
pastor: make God forgive ur mouth
THE END
POST BY: admin
AKPOS AT BARBER SHOP
Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber
whispers to his customer:
BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you.
The barber puts a N50 note in one hand and
two N10 notes in the other,then calls the boy
and asks:
BARBER: Which do you want, boy?
Akpos takes the two N10 notes and leaves.
BARBER: What did I tell you? Akpos never
learns!
Minutes later, when the customer left, he sees
Akpos coming out of the ice cream store.
CUSTOMER: Akpos, May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the N10 notes instead of
the N50 note?
Akpos replied, "Because the day I take the fifty
naira note, the game is over!"
It's beta I collect N20 everyday.
THE END
POST BY: admin
VIAGRA PRANK
There was a family gathering, with all
generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into
Grandpa's drink, and after a while, Grandpa
excused himself because he had to go to the
bathroom.
When he returned, however, his trousers
were wet all over.
'What happened, Grandpa?', he is asked by
his concerned children.
'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had
to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and
started to pee, but then I saw that it wasn't
mine, so I put it back!'
THE END
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A MAN GOES TO HIS DOCTOR
A man goes to see his doctor and asks
him to
prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra he
allowed. The doctor asks why he needs
such a
strong dose? The man explains that he has a
couple of young nymphomaniacs coming
over and
he needs the Viagra to keep up with
them.
The doctor quickly agrees and off he goes.
A few days later the man the man
returns to the
doctor and this time asks the doctor to
prescribe
him the most powerful pain reliever that he
can.
The doctor asks, "Why do you need such a
strong
pain reliever, is your pe*is really sore? "
"No," the man replies. "I need it for my
wrists, the two girls never showed up."
THE END
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