An old
man decided his old wife was
getting hard of hearing.
So he called her doctor
to make an appointment to
have her
hearing checked. The
Doctor said he could see her
in two weeks,
and meanwhile there's a
simple, informal test
the husband could do
to give the doctor some idea
of the dimensions of
the problem. "Here's
what you do. Start about 40
feet away from her,
and speak in a normal
conversational tone
and see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet,
then 20 feet, and so
on until you get a
response." So that
evening she's in the kitchen
cooking dinner, and
he's in the living room, and
he says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet
away, let's see what
happens." "Honey,
what's for supper?" No
response. So he moves to
the other end of the
room, about 30 feet
away. "Honey, what's
for supper?"
No response. So he
moves into the dining room,
about 20 feet
away. "Honey, what's
for supper?" No
response. On to the
kitchen door, only 10 feet
away. "Honey, what
's for supper?". No
response. So he walks
right up behind her.
"Honey, what's
for supper?
" "For the FIFTH
time, CHICKEN!!!!"
THE END
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A PASTOR ADDED ME ON FB
A
pastor added me on
facebook and I innocently
accepted. Two minutes
later his msg
came in:. Pastor: how
are you? Me: am fine my
daddy. Pastor: may the
building of heavenly
favour collapse on
your head Me: (no
reply) Pastor: may the
thunder of Blessing strike
you and
your family. Me: (no
reply) Pastor: are you
there? Me: yes my
daddy Pastor: you should
be saying amen to claim
the Blesings. Me: ok, May
over speeding trailer of
blessings jam/crush you
and your family like a
moving train, faster than
the speed of light
in Jesus name. pastor:
make God forgive ur mouth
THE END
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AKPOS AT BARBER SHOP
Akpos
enters a barber shop. The
barber whispers to his
customer: BARBER: This is
the dumbest boy in the
world. Watch while I prove
it to you. The barber
puts a N50 note in one hand
and two N10 notes in the
other,then calls the
boy and asks: BARBER:
Which do you want, boy?
Akpos takes the two N10
notes and leaves. BARBER:
What did I tell you? Akpos
never learns! Minutes
later, when the customer
left, he sees Akpos coming
out of the ice cream
store. CUSTOMER: Akpos,
May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the N10
notes instead of the N50
note? Akpos replied,
"Because the day I take
the fifty naira note, the
game is over!" It's
beta I collect N20 everyday.
THE END
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VIAGRA PRANK
There was a family
gathering, with
all generations around the
table. Mischievous
teenagers put a Viagra tablet
into Grandpa's drink, and
after a while,
Grandpa excused himself
because he had to go to
the bathroom. When he
returned, however, his
trousers were wet all
over. 'What happened,
Grandpa?', he is asked
by his concerned
children. 'Well,' he
answered, 'I don't really
know. I had to go to the
bathroom. So I took it out
and started to pee, but
then I saw that it
wasn't mine, so I put it
back!'
THE END
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A MAN GOES TO HIS DOCTOR
A man
goes to see his doctor and
asks him to prescribe
the strongest dose of Viagra
he allowed. The doctor
asks why he needs such
a strong dose? The man
explains that he has
a couple of young
nymphomaniacs coming over
and he needs the Viagra to
keep up with them. The
doctor quickly agrees and off
he goes. A few days later
the man the man returns to
the doctor and this time
asks the doctor
to prescribe him the
most powerful pain reliever
that he can. The
doctor asks, "Why do you
need such
a strong pain
reliever, is your pe*is
really sore?
" "No," the
man replies. "I need it
for my wrists, the two
girls never showed up."