AKPOS AND JOHN
One day
Akpos and John were watching
T.V
when the news came
on, showing a man
standing
on a bridge about to
commit
suicide,
suddenlyAkpos said "I'll
bet N500 that
the guy
won't jump off", John
said I bet N500
that he
will jump. Unfortunately for
Akpos the
man jumped off
the bridge, Akpos
accepted
his fate and
stretched forth the money
but
John didn't take it,
saying "I can't take
the
money coz I cheated, I
already saw the news
this
morning" but Akpos
insisted and said
"no
you can take it,
I cheated too, I also
watched
the news this
morning, I just didn't know
the
guy will be stupid
enough to jump again!"
THE END
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AKPOS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
Akpos
Girlfriend Found out that she
was
pregnant. She called
Akpos on the
phone.
Girlfriend: Honey i
miss my period.
Akpos:
which of the subject?. MATHS
OR
ENGLISH?.
2)Gf:
Honey so you had another
girlfriend. I
never knew
you were a player.
Akpos:
yes,i play for
Barcelona.
3)Gf: baby i'm
not feeling fine.
Akpos:
oh! Sorry,have you taken your
drugs?.
Gf: No, Just send
me 500naira Mtn
recharge
card,
plz.
Akpos: Do you want
to recharge
your
sickness?.
THE END
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MARK, BISMARK, GEORGE AND AKPORS
4 men
– a Mark, Bismark, George
and Akpors
were being
interviewed for a top
job.
The President decided
to carry a test, with
each
candidate being asked the
same
question and the best
answer would get
them the
job.
The next morning,
first up was Mark.
“Here’s
your question,” said the
President
“What’s the
fastest thing in the
world?”
Without
hesitation, he replied “A
thought,
because it takes
no time at all.” “Very
good
answer,” said the
President.
Next up was the
George, “What’s
the
fastest thing in the
world?” asked
the
president. “A blink,”
replied George “cos
you
don’t think about a blink.
It’s a reflex.”
“Good
answer,” replied the
president.
Next was
Bismark, “What’s the
fastest
thing in the
world?” asked the
president.
Bismark thought
for a moment,
“Electricity,
because you
can flip a switch and 20
miles
away a light will go
on immediately.”
“That’s a
great answer,” replied the
president.
Finally, it
was Akpors' turn. “What's
the
fastest thing in the
world?” asked
the
president. Scratching
his head Akpors
replied:
“Running Stomach, because
last
night after eating, I
was lying on my bed
when I
got these stomach pains and
before I
could think,
blink or turn on the light,
IT
DROPPED.
Be the
judge who would u employ??
THE END
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NEW ELEMENT ADDED TO PERIODIC TABLE
New
elemnt Added 2 the
Periodic
Table
Name :
wife
Symbol :
wi
Atomic Weight : Don't
Even Dare
2 Ask!
Physical Proprties
:
Boils at
Anytime,
Can Freeze at
Anytime,
Melts if Handled
with Love &
Care,
Very Bitter if
Mishandled.!
Chemical
Proprties:
Very
Reactive,
Highly
Unstable,
Posses Strong
Affinity 4 Gold,
Platinm,
Clothes & Othr
Precious
Items,
Money
Reducing Agent,
Volatile
when left
Alone.
Occurance:
Mostly found in front of
mirror
THE END
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