ALIYU CLEVER
wani Saurayi ne mai suna
aliyu clever suka hada appointment da
Budurwar sa cewa zai zo gidan su ya
dauke ta su fita shakatawa. Yana zuwa
sai aka yi rashin sa'a,Babanta yana gida.
Sai budurwar tayi caraf ta cewa saurayin:
"Yauwa Allah ya sa ka taho min da
littafin nan na ''Speak to me in English,
my father doesn't understand" Sai
saurayin yace: "kash! Sai dai kuma jiya
na bada shi aro, amma na taho miki da
"How is our outing going to be?" Sai
budurwar ta ce: "To shi ke nan, amma dai
na fi bukatar "wait for me under the tree
outside Saurayin yace "to gobe in Allah ya
kai mu zan aiko miki, har da "don't stay
long pls." kafin saurayin ya fita sai baban
budurwar yayi caraf yace: "To ka hado
mata da " I understand everything you
said" mana. 'Yan iska marasa kunya sai
ki fita na gani. Hahahahaha
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POST BY: husna
CHA6!!!!!!!!!!
Wata malamace da
dalibanta suna wasa sai tace kai yaya
sunanka sai yace besaniba sai tacemasa
to jeka katambayo ummanku sai ya tafi
itakuma ummansu adaidai wannan
lokacin tana bama jaririnta nono sai
yaronnan yazo yace umma wai yaya
sunana jaririn sai ya gantsaramata cizo
sai tayi ihu tace nonona aiko wannan
yaron sai yaje yacema malamarsu
ummammu tace sunana nonona aiko
malaman ta kira sauran dalibai tacemusu
kaga yau Idan zakuyi wasa Kunayin wasa
da nonona inkaine yaya zakayi
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POST BY: husna
BANDA DARIYA
Wani Bature ne yazo Nigeria, sai Tafiya
ta kamashi zuwa Sokoto, acikin tawagar
da sukazo tarbonsa harda wani SSS
BAGOBIRI.
Bayan sun gaggaisa sai Bature ya rike
hannun Bagobiri yana Kallon fuskarsa
yana mamakin irin Tsagen dake fuskar
wannan Bagobirin sai yake tambayarsa.
My Friend Did u Fight wit a tiger..? Sai
Bagobiri cikin fushi yace No I Fight with
Ubanka ne. Sai Bature ya sake Kallon
Fuskar Bagobiri yace that Ubanka is a
very Dangerious Animal.
Dont laugh alone, share the joke with ur
friends.
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POST BY: husna
YAR PSYCHOLOGY (ILIMIN KARANTAR ABINDA KE RAN MUTUM)
Wani saurayine a makaranta, ya shiga
dakin karatu (library) da shigarsa sai ya
hango wata kyakyawar budurwa a gefe
zaune ita kadai., kun san halin samari da
son hulda da yan mata masu kyau, gogan
naka sai ya isa inda take yai mata
sallama, sai yace mata na ganki ke kadai
zaune, shine naga bai dace kyakkyawar
mace kamarki ta zauna cikin kadaici ba.
shine nace bari na zo na tayaki hira, kawai
sai budurwar cikin daga murya tace
"KA GA MALAM NI BA 'YAR ISKA BA
CE DA ZAKA CE IN BIKA DAKINKA IN
KWANA KAJE CAN KA NEMI 'YAR ISKA
IRINKA"
gaba daya hankalin mutanen dake wurin
ya dawo kansu, saurayin yaji kamar kasa
ta tsage ya shige ciki don kunya, bayan
mintuna kadan sai budurwar tazo inda
yake tayi kasa da murya tace masa ina
karatun psychology ne na iya karantar
abinda ke ran mutum, ko ban tambayeka
ba na san kaji kunya da abinda nayi ma,
saurayin shima sai ya buda bakinsa da
karfi yace
"KWANA DAYA A DUBU HAMSIN
(50000) GASKIYA SUNYI YAWA, HALLA
AN FADA MAKI SATA NAKE YI?"
gana daya hankalin mutane wurin ya sake
dawowa kansu, wasu suka dinga yi mata
dariya suna cewa ashe duk kanwar ja ce,
saurayin ya kalleta shima yayi kasa da
murya yace mata ina karantun law ne na
san hanyoyin kama mutum idan yayi min
laifi..
YANXU TSAKANIN BUDURWAR DA
SAURAYINAN WA YAFI BURGE KA/
KI..SABODA HAKA YI COMMENT DA
AMSOSHINKU.
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POST BY: husna
