Funny Stories (English)

A NOT SO NICE, OLD MAN

A boy was riding a cycle with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down alongside the cycle. The eggs also fell and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy. As usual, free advice and taunts started flowing from the onlookers “ Couldn’t you be more careful? ” “ What were you thinking, cycling, casually without attention? ” An old man approached the crowd saw what had happened and aforesaid “ Poor fellow, now, what will he answer to his Owner about the eggs. Ok, I am going to help him, as maximum amount as I can” …… saying this handed over $ 10/- to the boy. And mentioned, “ These onlookers are good people, they will not only give advice, but they will help you by giving money also, accept their help” . The onlookers observing the sayings of the old man and his actions gave money to the boy. The boy was very happy since the money collected was over the worth of the eggs broken. One of the onlookers asked the boy “ Young man if that old man wasn’t around, I do not know what difficulties you would have faced with your owner ” The boy looked at the man and said, “ Sir, He is the owner of the shop, where I work” . Moral of the Story: life may seem unfair but clever minds always find ways in the hardship, instead of getting frustrated. Teacher Shocked, Ashley Rocked.

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POST BY: admin

FUTURE ENGINEERS

Some engineering students were sitting at a corner in the class. The teacher went closer and noticed curiously. Then asked the students: What are you doing here? Student: Sir, we have discovered a new thing using which we can see through the wall. Teacher: What is that? Student: Sir, A-hole. Teacher shocked students rocked . Such stories happen in class most of the time, and these are the memories in each one’s life which remain with us till the end of our days. These little memories of our school days, fill our dull and boring old life with a little happiness. I have a funny story about Is computer male or female? and believe me, it got much hilarious when the student’s reply.

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POST BY: husna

CRINGEY!

My best friend and I are super weird, and whenever either of us see an attractive person we tend to take a picture of them and send it to each other, because why not? Anyway, I was on a cruise ship with my grandparents, and I spot this super cute guy a couple years older than me. Naturally, I freak out a little, & I whip out my phone. Bare in mind I’m sat next to my grandparents in the middle of a crowded lobby. So I open my camera, take a picture- and guess what? THE FUCKING FLASH WAS ON, WASN’T IT? I make eye contact with thus cute guy, look at my Grandparents who both look extremely disappointed, and a few other people are looking at me. Obviously I left the room immediately.

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POST BY: gluex

IN THE CLOSET

OK, so one time when I was really little I had a best friend who was kinda strange but so my mom got a call one day asking if she was over at my house because they couldn’t find her and so they call again about two hours later to ask if we could help look for her and so about three hours of looking we had basically covered the entire neighborhood and they were about to call the police and we decided to check their house one more time and my mom went into her room and found her completely naked and sleeping on the top of a super tall shelf in her closet.

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POST BY: gluex

5TH GRADE TEACHER

In fifth grade, my teacher loathed me. She would do anything to make me cry and sent me to the principle’s office any chance she got. Don’t believe me? I’m left handed. So still, to this day, I get my hands confused. On this particular day, we were doing the Pledge of Allegiance and I had put my left hand to my chest (it’s supposed to be your right hand over your heart). She got mad at me, telling me that I wasn’t being ‘patriotic’ and sent me to the principal’s office. The principal and I were quite aquatinted at this point and so I told her why I was sent back to her office again, and she laughed. And laughed. I didn’t find it funny at all, I mean all the kids in my school thought I was a delinquent so they didn’t want to be my friend. My principal wrote on the back of my hands, L and R. What I didn’t realize was that she wrote L on my right hand and R on my left hand. She did the same to hers. Then, she walked me back to the classroom, and made our whole class redo the Pledge with our ‘right’ hand, with me leading the class, and it was one of the happiest moments of my elementary experience.

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POST BY: gluex

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