So when I was
in the eighth grade, science class was
the most boring hours of my life.
Everyone would play games on their
computers (we used computers to take
notes) but would play them in a super
sneaky manner (volume down, looking
at the board so it looks like you’re
taking notes, etc.). I wasn’t one for
playing games during class but I was
soooo bored…so I searched up Pac-
Man on Google and started playing (I
didn’t know what else to play).
So I started playing and just my luck I
didn’t check how high my volume
was….IT WAS ALL THE WAY UP. I
started panicking because the game
noises were excruciatingly loud. I kept
playing and got eaten by a ghost
almost after I pressed the start button
(my hands were shaking like crazy)
….my strict science teacher looked me
straight in the eye..
THE END
POST BY: gluex
JELLYFISH FLASCO
: So when I was like 9
I went to this aquarium thing and it
was a pretty amusing trip overall. But
then suddenly I just kind of saw these
jellyfish without any tentacles floating
around in the water and was like “oh
cool.”
The next day at school, the teacher
asked us what we had done over the
weekend. Now normally I never raise
my hand. But I did this time. I fucking
did it this time. The worst possible
time. So I raised my hand and
everyone was obviously shocked to see
my hand up in the air so the teacher
said “yes?”
and after confirming the fact that she
picked me I said
“I saw this jelly fish in the aquarium
and I thought it was really cool
because it didn’t have any -testacles-.”
and then like the classroom just
emerged with so much laughter and I
had no clue what was going on so I
pleaded my friend to explain what
was so funny I mean even THE
TEACHER WAS LAUGHING AND I WAS
GOING WTF.
So eventually my friend explained to
me (it literally took 2 hours of
convincing) and then ofc I was pretty
embarrassed but the thing is the
fucking teacher then asked me if she
could tell this to the other teachers
and that’s the story of how I switched
schools.
THE END
POST BY: gluex
PAINTING A ROLLER COASTER
So in my
junior year of high school I got a
project to make a roller coaster for my
physics class. Everything was going
fine until the day my partner and I
had to paint the thing. We were in my
garage spray painting the tubes and
these two guys come marching up to
the house across the street and start
yelling at the top of their lungs,
beating on the door. Now let me say in
my defense the neighborhood I lived
in was in south Dallas and it’s still not
a safe place. Well I called the police,
closed the garage and parked myself
in front of the dining room window.
Long story short the police showed up
in full gear broke down the door and
brought out the two boys at gunpoint.
And that’s the story of how my entire
block found out that the abandoned
house had new owners.
THE END
POST BY: gluex
THE WHOLE SCHOOL THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO STAR ON DRAKE AND JOSH
In second
grade, I told everyone that I was
leaving school before next semester to
move to Hollywood to play Megan’s
cousin from Vermont on Drake and
Josh . At first I just told my best friend,
but then the whole school found out. I
had people coming up to me and
asking me for my autograph and a
teacher even asked for a picture with
me. When I showed up on the first
day of school in third grade, I told
everyone that the show was going off
the air after the season finished (even
though I had no knowledge of when it
was ending), and so they wouldn’t
need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED
AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE
BELIEVED ME UP UNTIL LIKE 6TH
GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND
WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT
IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.
THE END
POST BY: gluex
WE DON’T HAVE A FUCKING DOORBELL
So
a couple years I moved out of state
with a boyfriend. Was super excited
about it but with reason had anxiety
about being so far from friends and
family. One of the ways my anxiety
was coming out was with nightmares
and night terrors. I’d wake up
violently sitting up in a cold sweat,
gasping and whatnot. On one
particular night I had woken up the
sound of our doorbell ringing. Which
at 4 in the morning is fucking nerve
wracking. So I shook my boyfriend
fully awake and told him I heard the
doorbell and to go check it because I
was scared. He quickly jumps up. Puts
on clothes and grabs a bat. Goes all
the way to the front door and opens it.
I, scared shitless, am peeking around
the corner watching it all go down. I
see him step outside and I nervously
await the verdict of the situation
when I hear him call out to me.
“Babe?” And I respond real shaky,
“Yes?” He stands in the doorway with
a real frustrated tired look in his eyes
and says, “We don’t have a fucking
doorbell.”