When I
was little, I would go on
Nickelodeon.com all the time and they
had this game similar to Club Penguin ,
except it was called Nicktropolis . And
if you forgot your password, a security
question you could choose was “What
is your eye color?” and if you got it
right it’d tell you your password. So I
would go to popular locations in
Nicktropolis and write down random
usernames who were also in those
areas, and then I would log out and
type in the username as if it were my
own and see which of these usernames
had a security question set to “What is
your eye color?” (Which was most of
them, since it was easy and we were
all kids). I would then try either
brown, blue, or green, and always get
in, then I would go to their house and
send all of their furniture and
decorations to my own accounts. And
if I didn’t want it, I could sell it for
money.
THE END
POST BY: gluex
I SWEAR TO GOD HE LEVITATED
I have a
friend who I’ve known since I was
very little. One day, when he was six,
I was at his house when he got this
absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I
mean, he was literally writhing in
pain. So, his mom took him to the
doctor’s office, where the doctor took
one look and told her to take him to
the ER. She feared something along
the lines of an intestinal rupture.
About half way to the hospital, my
friend suddenly let rip the loudest,
most powerful fart any of us had ever
heard. I swear to God he levitated. We
thought the upholstery in the car seat
had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of
intense farting, he looked at his mom
and said, “I feel all better now!”
THE END
POST BY: husna
OW, MY SHIT!
When I was a kid, I
was always excited to learn new
vocabulary. When I was in first grade,
my teacher taught me that “shin” was
another word for leg.
Later that day, I was walking with my
mom, when I tripped and hit my leg
on the ground really hard. I yelled out
“OW, MY SHIN” although my mom
heard “OW, MY SHIT.” She started
yelling about how that was a bad word
and we didn’t say that word, and she
was going to wash my mouth out with
soap. I was a crying, bawling mess of
a child, to the point I was doing that
weird cry, stutter, hiccup noise. She
paused in berating me and said “Who
taught you that word?!” Of course, I
told the truth and said “M-m-my
teacher t-t-t-taught me that word!” and
she started ranting about how she was
going to call the school and get that
teacher yelled at.
I tried to explain, “T-te-teacher said
that shin meant leg I’m SO SORRY ILL
N-N-NE-ne-never say it again.” My
mom got quiet and realized her
mistake. “…What did you say?”
Of course I started crying harder and I
said “NO it’s just a test you’re going to
wash my mouth out with soap again.”
When I finally calmed down enough to
say it again, my mom apologized and
to this day I always say “shin” loudly
just to see her face blush.
THE END
POST BY: husna
FUNNY STORY TO TERRIFY YOUR CAB DRIVER! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go
out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater,
having had a break-in in the past, we turned on a
nightlight and the answering machine, then put
the cat in the backyard.
When our cab arrived, we walked out our
front door and our rather tubby cat
scooted between our legs, ran inside the
house and up the stairs. Because our cat
likes to chase our budgie, we really didn’t
want to leave them alone. So, my husband
ran inside to retrieve the cat and put her in
the backyard again.
Since I didn’t want the taxi drive to know
our house was going to be empty all
evening, I explained to him that my
husband would be out momentarily as he
was just bidding goodnight to my
mother. A few minutes later, he appeared
in the cab visibly flustered.
As the cab pulled away, he said, (to my
growing horror and amusement)
“Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch
was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
her a** with a coat hanger to get her to
come out! She tried to take off so I
grabbed her by the neck.I then wrapped
her in a blanket so she couldn’t scratch
me like she did last time. But it worked! I
hauled her fat a** down the stairs and
threw her into the backyard. She had
better not sh*t in the vegetable garden
again!”
The silence in the taxi was deafening…
THE END
POST BY: husna
SNIFFING CANDLES WITH MY BEST FRIEND
So my best friend and I were in a
super market and there were a lot of
new candles. They all smelled strange
so we started to think about names we
could give them ‘grandma’s toilet
cleaning agent’ or sth like this.
Whatever I guess we sniffed to much
candles because we started laughing
very hard and I lay on the floor and
my best friend fell into to pasta shelf
which made us laugh even more and
louder and people were already
staring at us. Suddenly my brother’s
best friend stood behind us and from
this day he’s thinking that I’m taking
drugs.
I don’t.
I just sniff candles with my best friend
to burst out in laughter.
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